Wednesday 15 February 2023

I am with Helen Hollick on the blog today, having a 'gander' at her new book!


 

The Jan Christopher Cosy Mysteries 

by Helen Hollick 


So, What Have Geese Got To Do With Cosy Mysteries?

Well, nothing really, except in my opinion Judith Arnopp’s novel, The Winchester Goose is probably one of her best, and I have five geese, so I thought I would combine these things together to make an interesting article.

The ‘Winchester Geese’ were London prostitutes, in Judith’s novel, at the time of Henry VIII. 

The women and their brothels were not wanted inside the City of London so toted their trade to the South of the River Thames in Southwark, an area exempt from London jurisdiction but under the authority of the Bishop of Winchester. Hence the connection.


Domestic geese have rather a reputation for being bad-tempered. (I wonder if this also applied to the London prostitutes?) The holy geese saved Rome from a surprise attack in 390 BC, and our five geese often alert us to visitors or the postman arriving. Colin, our gander, is actually only a ‘danger’ when his ladies (BooBoo being his main mate) are sitting on eggs, so he is only doing his job of keeping them safe. Not much comfort when you have a large white goose hissing and flapping at you! (The trick is to hiss and flap back!)

My geese are very vocal and have different ‘voices’ for different things, which I do recognise: ‘Danger- fox!’, ‘Water bowl’s empty’, ‘more grain please’, ‘pesky duck/hen – go away! (We have ducks and hens as well.)

Goose used to be the main Christmas dish before turkey became more popular here in England, and the Goose Fairs of the past must have been quite a sight – and sound.

We have quite a few sayings connected to geese:

"Have a gander" - to look at something.

"What's good for the goose is good for the gander" - what is appropriate treatment for one person is appropriate for someone else. 

Someone's "goose is cooked" - they are about to be punished

"Silly goose" refers to someone who is being particularly silly.

"A wild goose chase" - a futile waste of time and effort.

What is the connection with my cosy mystery series which is set in the 1970s with the main character being Jan Christopher, a young North London public library assistant?

I have recently released the third in the series, A Mistake of Murder, where Jan helps her uncle, DCI Toby Christopher and his Detective Sergeant, Laurie Walker – Jan’s fiancé – solve the crimes of burglary and murder. My plan is to alternate each mystery between the setting of North London and Jan’s library, with where I live here in North Devon. So Episode 4, A Meadow Murder, which I am currently writing, has its location at a Devonshire farm and village – where there will be a gaggle of five noisy geese. The gander being called Colin and his chief Missus will be BooBoo...

How’s that for linking three completely different subjects together!

Helen Hollick



The Jan Christopher Cosy Mystery Series:

Jan Christopher #1 A Mirror Murder

Jan Christopher #2 A Mystery of Murder


And just published:

Jan Christopher #3 A MISTAKE OF MURDER 


Was murder deliberate - or a tragic mistake?

A series of burglaries and an elderly person is murdered. Can library assistant Jan Christopher help discover whether murder was a deliberate deed – or a tragic mistake?


January 1972. The Christmas and New Year holiday is over and it is time to go back to work. Newly engaged to Detective Sergeant Lawrence Walker, library assistant Jan Christopher is eager to show everyone her diamond ring, and goes off on her scheduled round to deliver library books to the housebound – some of whom she likes; some, she doesn’t.

She encounters a cat in a cupboard, drinks several cups of tea... and loses her ring.

When two murders are committed, can Jan help her policeman uncle, DCI Toby Christopher and her fiancé, Laurie, discover whether murder was a deliberate deed – or a tragic mistake?

About Helen:


First accepted for traditional publication in 1993, Helen became a USA Today Bestseller with her historical novel, The Forever Queen (titled A Hollow Crown in the UK) with the sequel, Harold the King (US: I Am The Chosen King) being novels that explore the events that led to the Battle of Hastings in 1066. Her Pendragon’s Banner Trilogy is a fifth-century version of the Arthurian legend, and she writes a nautical adventure/fantasy series, The Sea Witch Voyages. She has also branched out into the quick read novella, 'Cozy Mystery' genre with her Jan Christopher Murder Mysteries, set in the 1970s, with the first in the series, A Mirror Murder incorporating her, often hilarious, memories of working as a library assistant.

Her non-fiction books are Pirates: Truth and Tales and Life of A Smuggler. She lives with her family in an eighteenth-century farmhouse in North Devon and occasionally gets time to write...


A Mistake of Murder by Helen Hollick available from an Amazon near you, or order from any bookstore. Paperback and e-book available.

https://mybook.to/MISTAKEofMURDER


Helen’s Amazon author page: 

https://viewauthor.at/HelenHollick


Helen’s Website: https://helenhollick.net/

Subscribe to Helen’s Newsletter: https://tinyletter.com/HelenHollick





Monday 6 February 2023

The Coffee Pot Book Club Blog Tour presents: The Adventures of Ruby Pi and the Geometry Girls by Tom Durwood



Book Title: The Adventures of Ruby Pi and the Geometry Girls 

Series: Ruby Pi Adventure Series

Author: Tom Durwood

Publication Date: December 22, 2022

Publisher: Empire Studies Press

Page Length: 147

Genre: YA fiction 


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The Adventures of Ruby Pi and the Geometry Girls

By Tom Durwood

Young adult fiction featuring gambling, bandits, swordplay, probability and Bayes’ Theorem. An English teacher hopes to engage students with colourful STEM adventures. 


“In this outstanding collection, Tom addresses the chronic problem of our young women dropping out of STEM studies. His stories lend adventure to scientific thinking.” ~ Tanzeela Siddique, Math Instructor)


“The Adventures of Ruby Pi and the Geometry Girls”

By Tom Durwood

Excerpt 1: Tank Story

 

A PLEASANT MORNING AT THE MONASTERY

Mathematics reveals its secrets only to those 

who approach it with pure love, for its own beauty.  

-- Archimedes 

“What are these?” asked the pretty girl in the candy stripes, Madeline. “These rows of numbers? They’re weird-- ”

“Stop it!!” replied the boy in the green-wool uniform. “That’s the signal notebook -- ” 

“But the numbers don’t make any sense!” pouted Madeline.

“Yes! Maybe that’s because they’re in code!” The soldier added a brief oath. 

“Shouldn’t you be on your rounds anyway -- ”

The pair had been flirting most of the morning. 

“No need,” replied pretty Madeline. “Simone is doing quite well on her own.” 

“Hey Simone!” Madeline called across the infirmary. “Fatso! We have volleyball this afternoon. Remember what happened last time -- ”

“Hey, give it a rest,” said one of the other boys.

Four schoolgirls, student nurse volunteers, in their candy-stripe uniforms and delicate white hats and clean white aprons, tended the wounded soldiers along the neat rows of cots.  

France was at war with Germany. 

Her soldiers needed mending. 

The lovely, forested grounds of the medieval Cloisters north of the village Montcornet were ideal for recuperation. Pleasant sounds of water running in a brook and birds trilling filled the open first floor of the nunnery. 

Simone moved among the patients’ beds, offering hope, pouring water, parsing out medications.

“Et ta gueule,” replied Simone. “Jump in any time.”

“Simone, you can see, even through your eyeglasses,” said Charlotte, cruelest of the three. “We’re busy conferring with the Security officer s,” meaning the boys at the radios. 

“Oh! Graisse cherie!” Rennie, the small one, chimed in. “You missed a spot! There!”

  In the Spring of 1940, France needed all of her resources, all of her people and all of her history, to fend off the overwhelming force of the Third Reich’s blitzkrieg. Hitler’s Seventh Panzer Division dwarfed all opposition. The Seventh Panzer Division did not distinguish between combatant and schoolchildren, nor did it care to take civilian prisoners.

Suddenly the radio crackled, sharp and loud and grating.

One of the young soldiers pushed Charlotte off his lap as he reached for the radio dials. 

The makeshift hospital in the Medieval nunnery also served as one of Montcornet’s communications stations.     

“What’s that?” asked Madeline suddenly. “That sound -- ”   

Everyone stopped to listen to something new. 

A deep, guttural, reverberating boom rose, overtaking the radio’s thin squawking. It was like thunder rumbling from the basements.

It was a radical, foreign sound, infinitely threatening and sharply out of place in that pastoral, meditative setting.  

A machine sound --            

Now they heard the snap of crunching branches.       

“JESUS!”

Ilyn, the highest-ranking of the teenaged soldiers, pointed down the road which led to the monastery’s front drive and portico. 

He raised his binoculars.

A monster had suddenly appeared in the road, 

It had somehow burst through the hedgerows. 

It was now shambling directly towards them no more than a quarter-mile away. 


Ilyn cranked the radio generator.   

“Hello! Ready One! Ready One! HEY!” he shouted.  

“A NAZI TANK just pulled up – ”

The creature’s rolling treads smashed over the low stone walls that neatly divided the road from the orchards.    

“But what are we supposed to do?”

A jarring BOOM! sound -- 

An explosive concussion blew them out of their seats and sent a shower of stone shards across the infirmary.   

“Where did that come from-- ”     

Bewildered, blinking, the soldiers and nurses sat where they had fallen.    

The artillery had struck above them.

Now they heard bursts of rapid machine-gun fire --  

Two bodies fell from the second-story balcony onto the lawn in front of the portico.     

“NO! No!” screamed Madeline. “CHARLOTTE. Char, nonono --” 

Charlotte was not moving. She lay slumped unnaturally against the wall. Deep stains of blood scarred her nurse’s uniform. The blow had been terrible and violent --      

“HEY!  HEY!” Ilyn screamed into the radio microphone. “HELP! HELP US!”

Rennie cowered beneath a doctors’ examination table, streaks of blood in her hair --      

One of the boys at the radio started crying.

Madeline moaned in fear, clinging to Ilyn’s leg. 

“What do you mean?” screamed the desperate Ilyn into the receiver. A steady stream of chatter poured out of the speaker.  

“How would I know what type of tank it is -- ”

“Königstiger,” shouted Simone from across a row of beds that had been knocked over. “It’s a Royal Tiger. Can’t you see -- ?” 

She lifted a patient back into one of the cots. 

“DUCK!” screamed Ilyn – 

THOOM! 

The bellow of a second artillery round struck the back wall with tremendous ‘thunk!’ and detonated on contact. 

The stone floors shook with the impact.  The system of masonry and archways supporting the Cloisters trembled.   

Outside, steel treads on the gravel road signaled that the death machine was rolling inexorably towards them. 

At seventy-five tons, the Konigstiger was the heaviest tank in all the Third Reich. The Royal Tiger, most destructive tank ever built, led the Panzer corps. Its long-barreled, high velocity KwK 43 88-millimeter cannon could penetrate five inches of armor at a range of two kilometers. It could kill you up close with two 7.92 MG34 machine guns. Driven by a 16-cylinder, 700-horsepower engine, the Royal Tiger could chase down a flock of Jeeps. Its metal skin of green and brown and charcoal gray marked its source, for surely this death-dealer had risen from the caves of the nether-regions, like its beastly brethren, the bloody-jawed Teuton serpent  Jörmungandr. the undead draugr, who single-handedly slew Nerthus and plagued the armies of Nidhogg, and thrice-cursed Grendel, murderous denizen of the mead halls of Heorot.

“HELP US!  HELP!” Ilyn repeated into the radio microphone.

The telegraph clacked in response.   

The tank shifted gears. Its motors whined and revved, turret adjusting as its guns took fresh aim.  

Ilyn stopped to listen to the earphones. He scribbled frantically in his notebook -- 

Metal cranked. An orange-gold flame flashed --     

BOOM!   Another round struck with a harpie-like shriek and a rain of heavy fragments and shrapnel.

“My eardrums!” screamed Rennie. Blood seeped through her fingers as she tried to cover her ears.    

Ilyn fell to the floor, cut almost in two, his body blackened – 

Madeline redoubled her screaming at the sight of Ilyn’s bloody corpse.       

She slammed into the medicine cupboards in her hysterical effort to get away. 

Death stormed the Cloisters.

Simone pushed Ilyn’s body off the chair. 

She pulled trembling Rennie to her feet. 

She leaned over the transmitter and telegraph. 

She found Ilyn’s notebook and scanned through its pages. She stopped to look hard at one page in particular. 

Here is what she saw written there 

10  4  24  23  12  10  /  1  2  12  14  10  4  22  17  

6  12  22  10  12  24 /  24  12  4  24

“What, Simone?” cried Rennie, buoyed by the sight of her friend taking action. “Can’t we go?” 

She wrung her hands to try and keep them from shaking so hard. 

“What’s it say?”

Simone scribbled on a piece of paper. 

The furious Konigstiger entered the courtyard with an angry, guttural Rrrrrrrr  --   

Simone swept up a MAS-36 carbine that was leaning against the radio desk. She whacked hard and broke the lock on the weapons closet with the rifle butt. She swung the doors open.

“Come on Rennie! Help me carry this -- ” 

With effort, Simone plucked one of the big rocket launchers from its rack.

The American- made M1A1 shoulder cannon was a metal tube with attachments and dials stuck onto its shaft, five feet long and fifty pounds heavy.

“Here!” Simone grunted and bade her friend carry the back end of the bazooka. 

Rennie hesitated. 

In the courtyard, the terrible machine sounds came closer.

“It’s just us,” said Simone. “Either we stop this thing, or everybody dies.”

Rennie looked hard at her companion. 

“All right.” 

Brave Rennie wiped her nose. 

“I understand. Simone, I understand.”

  

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Tom Durwood is a teacher, writer and editor with an interest in history. Tom most recently taught English Composition and Empire and Literature at Valley Forge Military College, where he won the Teacher of the Year Award five times. Tom has taught Public Speaking and Basic Communications as guest lecturer for the Naval Special Warfare Development Group at the Dam’s Neck Annex of the Naval War College.

Tom’s ebook Empire and Literature matches global works of film and fiction to specific quadrants of empire, finding surprising parallels. Literature, film, art and architecture are viewed against the rise and fall of empire. In a foreword to Empire and Literature, postcolonial scholar Dipesh Chakrabarty of the University of Chicago calls it “imaginative and innovative.” Prof. Chakrabarty writes that “Durwood has given us a thought-provoking introduction to the humanities.” His subsequent book “Kid Lit: An Introduction to Literary Criticism” has been well-reviewed. “My favourite nonfiction book of the year,” writes The Literary Apothecary (Goodreads).

Early reader response to Tom’s historical fiction adventures has been promising. “A true pleasure … the richness of the layers of Tom’s novel is compelling,” writes Fatima Sharrafedine in her foreword to “The Illustrated Boatman’s Daughter.” The Midwest Book Review calls that same adventure “uniformly gripping and educational … pairing action and adventure with social issues.” Adds Prairie Review, “A deeply intriguing, ambitious historical fiction series.”

Tom briefly ran his own children’s book imprint, Calico Books (Contemporary Books, Chicago). Tom’s newspaper column “Shelter” appeared in the North County Times for seven years. Tom earned a Masters in English Literature in San Diego, where he also served as Executive Director of San Diego Habitat for Humanity.

Two of Tom’s books, “Kid Lit” and “The Illustrated Boatman’s Daughter,” were selected “Best of the New” by Julie Sara Porter’s Bookworm  Book Alert

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